dream on, dreamer.✞

  • me flirting: so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity

2 hours ago with 72,521 notes

Shoutout to cats for existing

2 hours ago with 22,697 notes

terrible-beauty:

IM SO SATISFIED

"No one can be everything you want them to be."
Susane Colasanti, So Much Closer (via simply-quotes)

2 hours ago with 4,133 notes

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

unimpressedlittlegirl:

Best friend was feelin’ sad so I made her some brownies 😏

fyliloandstitch:

What absolutely kills me about this scene is Nani’s use of the word ‘more’ indicating that Jumba has, at some point, actually made at least one crop circle.

monobeartheater:

luciadawn:

If you’re between the ages of 18-21 and you know the basics of HTML, there’s a 99% chance that you learned HTML when you were 13 to trick out your user lookup on Neopets

or editing your tumblr theme

2 hours ago with 354 notes

transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME
SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

sassykardashian:

ME

sassykardashian:

ME

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

2 hours ago with 59,601 notes

kay-ceee-uh:

ambermozo:

Those mornings when you wake up to check the ocean out front your house and its all cold and messy so you go inside and make waffles. aka my whole week

I bet I got half of these notes because of ambers caption, lovin it though

kay-ceee-uh:

ambermozo:

Those mornings when you wake up to check the ocean out front your house and its all cold and messy so you go inside and make waffles. aka my whole week

I bet I got half of these notes because of ambers caption, lovin it though

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.