dream on, dreamer.✞

"99 problems, getting pregnant ain’t 1"
All the gays (via broken-self-reflection)

3 days ago with 25,255 notes

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

3 days ago with 177,801 notes

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

3 days ago with 629,616 notes

Kids, always stay awake in the car.

this is so calming

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF

"just plug it back in"
YEAH OKAY BUT ???????? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GO


UPDATE: MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE SYSTEM. HES BEEN STARING AT THE SYSTEM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES I THINK HE’S CRYING


UPDATE #2: WE CHOSE A RANDOM PORT TO PLUG It INTO AND IT WORKED WE ARE BACK ONLINE GOD BLESS

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

soulgems:

IM AT WORK AND I tRiPPED AND GRABBED THE CLOSEST THING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM FALLING BUT I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED A PLUG ON OUR SYSTEM AND ALL OUR PHONES SHUT DOWN I THINK I JUST TURNED PIZZA HUT OFF

"just plug it back in"

YEAH OKAY BUT ???????? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS GO

UPDATE: MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO STOP TOUCHING THINGS AND STAY AWAY FROM THE SYSTEM. HES BEEN STARING AT THE SYSTEM FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES I THINK HE’S CRYING

UPDATE #2: WE CHOSE A RANDOM PORT TO PLUG It INTO AND IT WORKED WE ARE BACK ONLINE GOD BLESS

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

3 days ago with 403,501 notes

pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

3 days ago with 206,086 notes

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

3 days ago with 188,830 notes

lunacrystals:

i always think about this photo, i can’t wait to grow older 

lunacrystals:

i always think about this photo, i can’t wait to grow older 

deair:

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special

3 days ago with 185,638 notes